Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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