that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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