They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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