Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
