Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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