I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
God, I missed his penis.
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