Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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