Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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