we're blogging at a bar
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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