I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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