They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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