I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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