so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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