no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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