Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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