her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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