He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We need to get me chipped asap
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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