my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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