ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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