At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I need moral support for this bender
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
