Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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