how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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