I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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