rhymes with "ouble enetration"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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