So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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