thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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