hotel room ftw
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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