i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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