Sry I called you an 8
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
