And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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