My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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