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I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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