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go home
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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