Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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