How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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