Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The uberlube is also flammable
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
