i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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