You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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