I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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