I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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