You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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