know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We need to get me chipped asap
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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