It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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