i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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