Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
NoShamevember. You game?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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