I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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