so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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