NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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