I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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