Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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